DID THIS FRUIT CASE WORK IN “THE CAMPS?”….

nope, amy friedman of yale is too young to have done medical experiments with those nasty doctors who got a kick out of working for hitler. but, she gets “the hey abbott award” of the week for being the poster child for the ghouls.

her co-partner in this is her daddy, eli, who is also a doc. he doesn’t get a piece of our award because we write him off as a senile old fart. his claim to fame is raising this creature called amy.

her idea is to have people sell their “good” kidneys to people who need them. she doesn’t make it clear as to whether or not the kidneys will come in gift wrapping and it is also not clear if the united parcel service can promise two day or three day delivery.

amy knows that rich people will not sell their body parts. poor people in somalia will. that type of place will probably be her production farm. just think of all the deranged parents in somalia that will rush to sell not only their own kidneys, but also the kidneys of all their children.

yale is an ivy league school so no one should be surprised at amy being a staff member. columbia university, also ivy league, boasts a guy who said, “i hope all the u.s. soldiers die in iraq like they did in somalia.” princeton university, also an ivy league school, boasts a guy who favors killing all handicapped babies shortly after birth. amy is topping them both.

amy is not stupid. she knows that her idea is evil. she knows that it is exploiting hungry people in the third world and who knows maybe even in new haven connecticut.

parents please note. if you want to tell your children a bedtime horror story tell them that there is a person called amy friedman on the loose. on the other hand, maybe she is too scary. dracula and frankenstein are make believe and the kids know that.